I'm Chris Hansen...

The Silence is Deafening

Satan, My Boy, Likes Skittle Mix!

(a/k/a the Fraiser Theme Song Played Backwards)

Boom Goes The Dynamite

Google Images is my dirty little secret. It's the best for formulating humorous taunts and responses. I recently went searching for the phrase, "Boom Goes the Dynamite." I found this:

Classic.

Anyways, here's the origin of "Boom Goes the Dynamite:" The worst sports announcing, possibly ever. If you want the good stuff, fast forward to about 2:20.

Breaking News: Obama Doesn't Like Beyonce's Video!

McBreakItDownForMeFellas

I'll admit: I'm a DJ Steve Porter fan. This guy obviously has a) a lot of skills with computers and DJ equipment and b) a wicked sense of humor. He caught my eye with "Slap Chop Rap" (which was my cell phone ringer for a while, much to my wife's chagrin), and then "Jam Wow" (equally as funky and addictive) and then "Press Hop" with my boy, A.I.

So now, for all you G4 Network fans (*cough* NERD *cough*): AOTS Rap.

Oops, I Crapped My Pants

George Brett is one heck of a storyteller, as you'll see from this auto-tuned ditty. The original video is funny, but not funny enough to warrant posting. You can find it at YouTube easily if you're interested. Otherwise, watch this.

Prude Alert: Contains Bad Words.

Oh Good Glory This Is Fun!

I love the smell of roasted duck in the morning...